Don (he/him/his)

I was born decades ago and immediately started aging. I grew up in Minnesota, but escaped the Midwest after college, moving all over the country. After a sprinkling of time in the Navy, lots of adventures in morning radio... uh... I decided to move back. I missed having 37 fake springs, snow in May, and recovering from raking wet leaves just in time to shovel wet snow.

I have legitimately convinced people on the phone that I am: Andre the Giant, Tom Brokaw, Al Pacino, and Gilbert Gottfried.

I love dogs and have rescued a bunch, including the two currently stinking up my couch. I love 80's music, console games, my Oculus Quest, kayaking, and knowing all the answers. I'm the host, so I kind of have to. Come see me. You might learn something, but you'll definitely laugh... probably at me.