Laura (she/her/hers)

Just your classic “I swear I used to be cool” Midwestern mom—though the official Coolness Committee is still reviewing my case. I’m aggressively podcast‑obsessed and consume 5–6 hours of audio a day like it’s my emotional support media.

I love crafting, but I treat instructions like polite suggestions and usually end up inventing my own project halfway through. My home is basically a museum curated by a whimsical raccoon: vintage treasures, quirky art, and more than a couple of things I insist are “collectibles.”

Nothing delights me more than when people ask about my junk. I’ve got a story for every piece.